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PostSubject: Confucious says? or was it Confusion that said.....   Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:17 am

Dear All,

Here I start a humorous take on 'Confucious Says'....

"Of course most of what will be posted here, he didn't say...but if it's true and fun....we will post it anyway...!" Razz

1. The criteria here is that it MUST BE TRUE...and it MUST CONTAIN HUMOUR!!! (Then I don't think Confucious would mind Wink )

2. You must start your saying with "Confucious says..."


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PostSubject: Re: Confucious says? or was it Confusion that said.....   Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:19 am

Confucious says:

"Man who goes to sleep with itchy bum...wakes up with stinky fingers."

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PostSubject: Re: Confucious says? or was it Confusion that said.....   Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:07 pm

lol

Confucious says:

"man with no teeth succeeds like a toothless budgie"
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PostSubject: Re: Confucious says? or was it Confusion that said.....   Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:02 am

LOL!!! (succeeds sounds like suck seeds...)


Confucious says:

"If woman wants to make man millionaire...she must marry billionaire"

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PostSubject: Re: Confucious says? or was it Confusion that said.....   Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:23 pm

LOL...well i hope this aint too naughty but sometimes I think this way....lol


"Confucious say if Woman had penis then most women would be gay"
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PostSubject: Re: Confucious says? or was it Confusion that said.....   Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:38 am

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

This is a little sexist too...but I am sure the men will forgive us....


Confucious' Wife said:


"Woman who wants to be equal to man....has no ambition"

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PostSubject: Re: Confucious says? or was it Confusion that said.....   Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:52 pm

Confusion says: The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.



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PostSubject: Re: Confucious says? or was it Confusion that said.....   Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:57 pm

lol!

I think most of the funny Confucious jokes are a bit sexist... but it's all in good fun Very Happy

Confucious says: Man who fishes in other man's well, often catches crabs.
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PostSubject: Re: Confucious says? or was it Confusion that said.....   Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:19 am

Confucius say woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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PostSubject: Re: Confucious says? or was it Confusion that said.....   Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:32 am

Confusion says: Parcel sent by ship is cargo but Package sent by car is shipment.
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PostSubject: Re: Confucious says? or was it Confusion that said.....   Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:30 pm

Confusious says Woman with skirt up ran faster than man with pants down.
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